It's breaking news! X Factor judges for the thirteen series have been confirmed.
There are no new faces on the judging panel but we will see the return of Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne, the yoghurt eating Nicole Scherzinger plus old hat and cliché man, Louis Walsh.
It'll be 'You're a ready made little pop star', 'You made that stage your own' and 'you're only sixteen and from Ireland' from the boring and predictable Louis.
No doubt Cowell will be looking to create a replacement for One Direction while being vile to all he deems talentless (can't make any money from).
Sickly sweet Scherzinger will cast her goo wide and spout 'Schermazing' at every opportunity.
Thank goodness for the return of Sharon Osbourne.
The X Factor is a shadow of it's former self with predictable one liners and Cowell manipulation. Each year many of us say we won't be watching the next one yet each year we all tune in. This year will be no different.